I don’t like being sick. Being sick sucks.

Being sick is such a waste of time. I don’t have time to be sick.

If you get a day off work it should be to do something fun, like harassing my children, or to get things accomplished, like finishing my novel. Not to feel like you’re dying while life piles up around you.

Yes, I realize that being sick is more than likely just a message from the universe that I need to take better care of myself. Well, I have a message for the universe too: Ain’t nobody got time for that!!

Tirade complete.